Classy in the front, chaos in the beard. This shirt says what everyone’s thinking—just loud enough to make Grandma blush and your barber proud.
Whether you're rocking the beard for style, dominance, or strictly recreational purposes, this one lays it all out: it’s not just facial hair—it’s functional gear.
Details:
Soft and sturdy cotton blend
Regular fit that pairs well with whiskey, winks, and poor decisions
Graphic that’ll either get you slapped or flirted with—sometimes both
Great for bearded gents who don’t believe in subtlety
